maiyonnaise:

# omg # but seriously # i really hate tyra banks # i love top model # but oh my # tyra is such a hypocrite i cant even via avatarparallels © SoundCloud / rani-jean

avatar-parallels:

Air Acolytes’ origin started with Aang’s fan club full of fangirls. 

# ....and morphed into a group of old dudes # but seriously # somewhere along the lines there was a serious ratio change in terms of dudes and ladies # and i love katara just handing out in the background # she's got this lovely serene smile # but you know inside she's just like 'im watching you ladies' via avatarparallels

# legend of korra # im sorry # but what # im feared this was the case # but seriously # it took aang 61 episode to get to that point # and even then he was pretty shit at earthbending # and needed some work on firebending # korra got there in 12 episodes # by crying off a cliff # aang had to work hard as shit to get anywhere close to being fully realized # korra pretty much gets given it all # not impressed

cuddlypoops:

waterwalker98:

TRUE FACTS.

best meme ever guys 

cuddlypoops:

waterwalker98:

TRUE FACTS.

best meme ever guys 

# but seriously # this is worse than a:tla # every single episode of korra has had something leaked from it # not to mention the promise # so infuriating via cuddlypoops © melissatheamazing

# legend of korra # forever how crappy korra is acting # you gotta admit the fighting is awesome # but seriously # the guy in the second gif just got his face frozen to the wall # apart from the obvious breathing issues its going to fucking hurt having your head smacked against a stone wall with ice # korra spoilers

Anonymous said: loll oh god are the zutara shippers going nuts right now. i actually hope for the sake of fandom's sanity that the show doesn't do any weird trolling.

Aww, I don’t see much wrong with them freaking out. Sorry, that sounds really condescending. I just mean that the show has kinda sledge hammered the fact that Aang and Katara had a long happy life together with loads of kids. Plus the Nick game saying Katara desperately misses Aang and that Zuko had kids Mai (probably) it must be a bit hard to take if you’re a hardcore Zutara fan. 

So maybe this is a bit of silver lining of the sandwich? I dunno really know how… Zuko’s wife is still probably alive. Oh, and Katara’s still terribly in love with Aang. 

# but two characters breathing is enough for this fandom # who cares about the plot!! # breathing characters! success! # but seriously # old maiko is actually the best # prayer circle that is actually happens

Get it…because they are, ahem, airbenders. 

Get it…because they are, ahem, airbenders. 

# hilarious i know # but seriously # what if they have a psuedo date on air temple island and jinora and ikki are in the background just cracking up # and meelo would just ruin the whole thing

Anonymous said: I find it funny like if only the three of them did everything. What about Toph? Even Zuko... They could've been at least mentioned but oh well

but they aren’t aang’s true love

# joooooooke # but seriously # the commentator talks way too fast and he just didn't have breath to mention the tohers

Anonymous said: how do air nomads reproduce? (before aangs time)

How the vast majority of people tend to reproduce…sex. 

People really need to get over the idea that they are all celibate. The Air Nomads are not Christian monks. They clearly can have sex otherwise there wouldn’t 4 temples fully populated. Seriously. 

Only a select few monks ever detached themselves from the world and thus gave up physical relationships. The vast majority of them had just as much sex as anyone in the Avatar world. 

# i feel like i said sex a lot in that post # but seriously # not once did aang ever think twice about having a physical relationship with katara # that shit was only put in the movie because m.night didnt actually watch the show with his eyes # or ears

Anonymous said: The way Gene said that Aang and Katara will eventually marry and have kids, do you think that he intends to marry them within the Promise time span or is he just restating what we all already know?

I don’t this so, the time span is one week (yes, all this shit happens in just one week) so I doubt anyone will be getting married just this second. 

# that question on the canon couples is hilarious as well # everyone single couple seems to be having or will have conflict # and his answer to that is aang and katara get married # ...? dodge question much # but seriously # he has a boner for conflict

timothydelafong said: What do you think of the episode, The PuppetMaster?

# but seriously # twas an awesome ep

Anonymous said: Does every A:TLA blog have the exact same theme? o___o I've seen at least 5 with different colors.

We’re all run by the same person.

# but seriously # its just a nice theme

The Creators: “I know in the fandom maybe this isn’t everyone’s favourite couple, but to me it’s really sweet, they grew up together and they’ve had a crush on each other since they were little kids. And really horrible stuff happened to Zuko and their country was doing some horrible things. But I think it’s really cool that once these external conflicts were out of the way, Zuko and Mai were finally able to really be together. 

The Creators: “I know in the fandom maybe this isn’t everyone’s favourite couple, but to me it’s really sweet, they grew up together and they’ve had a crush on each other since they were little kids. And really horrible stuff happened to Zuko and their country was doing some horrible things. But I think it’s really cool that once these external conflicts were out of the way, Zuko and Mai were finally able to really be together. 

# the commentary on the last episodes are golden # they're such dorky shippers # maiko # but seriously # get the DVD's if u havent already # so worth it

avataraang:

How I feel about this character: I fucking love Mai. No, really, I do. The gurl is a fucking fantastic character. Is she good? Is she bad? No bitches, she’s bloody morally ambigous and you’re just gonna have to deal with it. She wants to fuck Prince Zuko and that’s about the main thing we’re certain of. I’m totally cool with that. 
All the people I ship with this character romantically: Ah, Mai. If you had never loved Zuko a lot of people would not have hated you. You would have been the sassy and sarcastic lady who has really good aim. Instead you get hated because you’re tapping that royal ass. No worries, it’s not like you give a fuck. 
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Mai/Ty Lee. She kinda sorta wants to stab Ty Lee, but at the same she can’t help but let a smile slip cause Ty Lee’s such an endearing peppy dork. Oh, and Ty Lee saves her life. That’s nice. 
My unpopular opinion for this character: If you hate Mai chances are I won’t like you. Now lemme justify this sentence. Mine and Mai’s personality are really quite similar. We’re both incredibly sarcastic, often find it quite hard to give a fuck and would rather deal with problems with dry apathy. When people attack Mai for being dull all I can think is no, sit down, not everyone has to be like Katara and Ty Lee. 
One thing I wish would have happened: Mai had broken the fourth wall and said “I’m fucking Prince Zuko, I’m sorry but it’s true.” 


I can’t believe how many people like this… Not that Mai would care. Whatever. 

avataraang:

How I feel about this character: I fucking love Mai. No, really, I do. The gurl is a fucking fantastic character. Is she good? Is she bad? No bitches, she’s bloody morally ambigous and you’re just gonna have to deal with it. She wants to fuck Prince Zuko and that’s about the main thing we’re certain of. I’m totally cool with that. 

All the people I ship with this character romantically: Ah, Mai. If you had never loved Zuko a lot of people would not have hated you. You would have been the sassy and sarcastic lady who has really good aim. Instead you get hated because you’re tapping that royal ass. No worries, it’s not like you give a fuck. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Mai/Ty Lee. She kinda sorta wants to stab Ty Lee, but at the same she can’t help but let a smile slip cause Ty Lee’s such an endearing peppy dork. Oh, and Ty Lee saves her life. That’s nice. 

My unpopular opinion for this character: If you hate Mai chances are I won’t like you. Now lemme justify this sentence. Mine and Mai’s personality are really quite similar. We’re both incredibly sarcastic, often find it quite hard to give a fuck and would rather deal with problems with dry apathy. When people attack Mai for being dull all I can think is no, sit down, not everyone has to be like Katara and Ty Lee. 

One thing I wish would have happened: Mai had broken the fourth wall and said “I’m fucking Prince Zuko, I’m sorry but it’s true.” 

I can’t believe how many people like this… Not that Mai would care. Whatever. 

# but seriously # holy sheet # i remember writing this when i was so tired # hence all the swearing via zukomai © avataraang

Anonymous said: I tried downloading the avatar episodes on your link, but why does it bring me to windows movie maker?

… I have no idea. Don’t click on Windows Movie Maker perhaps?

Just kidding. I tried downloading an episode right now and it works fine. It takes me to megadownload just like it should. I have no idea what you did. Come off anon and I can talk you though it if you continue to have problems! 

# but seriously # come off anon # cause im not gonna clog up peoples dashes with this