At the insistence of celebrated tumblr blogger daffyloins I am going to post how I think characters in both Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra are in the sack. I don’t know how I ended up at this point but here it goes. I suggest putting on this song 2 set the mood.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Aang - Aang has a long dick not 2 wide but not a needle dick. He’s enthusiastic in bed but pretty vanilla. He’s the pussy eating champion like it’s his absolute favorite thing to do. Airbending out his nose so homeboy is down there for days.
Katara - Katara is totally a wildcat. She’s all about scratching and biting and pulling her own hair since Aang doesn’t have any. Girl is loud as hell.
Sokka - Sokka is a total jack rabbit. It feels gr8 while it lasts but it’s always a bit short. A big fan of doggy AND froggy style.
Toph - Toph. is. terrifying. People know going in that they’re going to have a good time but that they might end up with some broken bones. She’s also totally into pissing on people.
Zuko - Zuko is very mushy like totally emotionally open. Always asking if it feels okay and if he’s hurting you. Constant ‘I love yous.’ He’s all about eye contact next level shit. And he cries if it gets too intense. The ultimate bottom bitch.
Suki - Suki is a f r e a k. The damn queen of dirty talk. She’s all ‘hey lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear.’ Girl will do damn near anything.
Azula - Azula is into hardcore BDSM lol what else? She has Ty Lee contort into all kinds of painful positions and goes to town on her with a dildo. (Because Azula/Ty Lee OTP)
Oh my god. The Legend of Korra ones are hilarious.
lmfao love it XD
….I am very rarely reduced to tears of laughter but OMG. *dies*
WHO THE HELL THINKS OF PORN WHEN WATCHING AVATAR!! seriously, da fuck bro. Why do I even reblog this.